We ( Satan and his parental Units) went on Saturday to see "old faithful" at the Geysers.......Uh, yeah. Anyone coming to California, can skip this big rip off if you are anywhere near Calistoga. They also claim to have on site the infamous "fainting goats"......no fainting, just alot of shitting and eating, and staring at the idiots trying to scare them into fainting.....
Oh and there were Lamas. Like two miles away in a paddock that no one could get to. So if you didn't bring binoculars to look for the Lamas, you are out of your Lama luck.
Old faithful is supposed to erupt every 15 - 25 minutes. Which it did. With some gurgaling from below, some steam rising from the casual rocks placed over the hole....and then, there she blows.....ok, thats nice.....now what.............
So I told Satan, we will need to set up our own "old faithful" out the back of our house. I will get Satan to stand behind some rocks with a garden hose. Have him fart a few times behind the rocks to shock and awe the spectators, see the steam rise up over the rocks from his ass, and then let the garden hose loose on power soak. Instant Geyser............oh, and while you are here at Satanville, please come and look at the hounds of hell in their pen, they will dazzle you as they poo at random, and chew your fingers off if you put your hands through the slats in the fence.......and if you are really lucky, you may see the next door neighbor's sheep who will stampede at the fence if you bring weeds for them.......
See Satanville = way more fun, at such a reasonable price........your soul....muhahahahahahahhaa!!!
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