Tuesday, December 21, 2004

O You Were A Vampire and baby I'm Walking Dead..

Well lets see, for the record I am a klutz. This morning trying to get my bag out of the backseat of my car, I hit my head on the roof (don't ask) and managed to give myself whiplash......oh yes... luckily one of my fellow students is a massage therapist, so she worked on my neck which helped. However, me feelin like the whip lash is coming back....oh satan, I think you need to massage my neck......

So in other school news.....I have been outed. We learned how to do pressure point massage on the face and back today. So when it came time to practice the back massage, we all had to get into our toga type robes to be practiced on. So as I am lying there on the table, I start to hear, what tattoo is that? What does your tattoo mean?? Do you belong to a cult?

Oh yes, I forgot about my vampyre tattoo on my back. "What do you think it means" I said. I just got stares back at me. And then one voice out of the room says, is that why you always wear black? " Sort of" I said. And then someone else says, I thought you were goth. You totally are goth, aren't you? someone else said, you totally act goth (I didn't know I was acting goth) You know, my daughter is wanting to be goth, said yet another. " how old is your daughter?" (feeling rather old at this point). 11 she says, but I think she likes the makeup. then she says, do goths do drugs?

So yes, people, you now are in the midst of a vampyre. I did get asked if I drank blood. Yes some people seem to think its ok to ask such a question. " Do I drink blood?" I replied, " depends on the vintage, of course."

8 comments:

miss macy said...

yeah....i like that my tatoos are totally apart of my beliefs but they are "trendy" so no one ever asks me about them. ex: a moon, & a wolf....

well, hopefully no one will give you a hard time about it....

Raineydays said...

I can't wait to get a tattoo. But I'm afraid I will get addicted.

Did you give them an evil laugh?

Garrison Steelle said...

LOL. Would have LOVED to be taking video of THAT exchange. Did you tell them you're 1500 years old, too? ;)

-G

Pisser said...

Yes, and that you worship Stan, I mean, Satan, and dance nekkid in the moonlight and you are allergic to garlic and things that are pointy ;)

Elizabeth said...

Oh my, I bet there was once HUGE HMPFT! coming out of your mind, huh? Not completely the same, but it reminds me of when I had a license plate that said "Playd U" and people asked what that meant. Duh.

Jennifer said...

And your school is in Marin? Ha!! I can just imagine a bunch of UGLY "Desperate Housewives" type women standing around asking you those questions.............. as if they've never seen a tattoo, huh?

Oooh.. btw.. don't think I can make it Tuesday, but I would definitely like to have one of your facials!!!
Could you pretend to be Mangey and do my shoulders too??? LOL Just kidding!!

ErntsBloggo said...

My vintage is circa de 1976 -- MS Delta Valley. I eat a lot of fried foods. Interested?

mangey cur said...

Vampy's got a boyfriend! er, victim! hehehehe...
So how's you self induced concussion doing today dearie?hahahahar! I have figured out the source of your evilness...it's the massive hematoma in your brain from bashing head into things for the past 3 decades! Starting with mom and the slipping towel and the baby incident of 1968......