Monday, September 13, 2004

There's A Bad Moon On the Rise

Mondays suck..just thought I should state the obvious. I did my yoga this morning, so I should be feeling all enlighted and crap, but unfortunately I am not.

It is another one of those days where I feel like throwing things..books, shelves, door stops, garbage cans(my father used to do that) but I don't think that would help, as I would just have alot of broken crap to pick up after my fit was over with.

See my good days don't last too long as my evil bad days seem to creep up and grab me. Although nothing too bad has happened, I just have that bad mood feeling coming on....

Yesterday I had to warn Satan's parental units (Satan Sr. mostly) that I was contents under pressure and to handle with care, as I was likely to erupt with no warning..that at least kept him at bay for most of the day....

We are going to Vegas on Friday (YIPPEE) so hopefully we can win big, and leave our fucking jobs and wander the universe searching for strange and unusual things!! That would be great...but I am sure I would still get these evil mood swings with all the money in the world, nothing can get rid of those....gee, I can only imagine what menopause will be like...I think I will preorder my padded cell for that lovely event, and speaking with my mother in law yesterday, she said that her menapause lasted for 5 years!! MOTHERFUCKERSONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's right - I forgot about Vegas. At least it shouldn't be too hot there right now. And I hope you win big too! If you do, I'm sure that would keep that bad moods at bay for a least a couple of months!

Did Satan Sr. do something to get that warning???

vampyregirl said...

oh yes, Satan Sr. did say something to get the warning..but ya know I can't think for the life of me now what it was that he said... that usually happens, I am so irrate that I forget what it was in the first place that pissed me off...but it was something that he was trying to "wind me up" with...and Satan was right there too helping out..so I had to nearly layeth the smack down, but decided to tell them to be careful as I am ready to explode, so they bid a hastey retreat out of the house, like good boys...

bunny said...

I was stressing all weekend about the crap that would hit today, and sure enough, it's been worse than I'd imagined. Luckily for me, there's Valium, which has helped immensely. That's pathetic but at least I wasn't hyperventilating and mad crying.

Anonymous said...

"enlighted and crap." Now that's funny.

Vegas! Damn I miss Vegas! I need to go too!

Anonymous said...

Oops. Forgot to sign my ass! Well, not my ass, but ... oh never mind, you get it!

—Kenn

Killy said...

Have fun in Vegas, Vampy! Be sure to play the slots for me (heh, heh, slots) :-)

And on the topic of menopause, I have MANY MANY more years of bleeding senselessly every month to look forward to. My mom's 51, and she STILL hasn't friggin' started menopause! She's like a MACHINE! Jeebus! Can't I just have it now and get it over with?

miss macy said...

I so know what severe mood swings feel like....but I have never been to Vegas. I hope you have a great time and win tons of money so you can employ whipping boys to take your mood swings.....or a maid to clean up after you throw things, whatever.....

Jennifer said...

Damn!! And Yoga didn't enlighten you!!!?!? I thought that was the cure all!! LOL

oooh.. I'm not sure I should tell you this right now (don't kill the messanger) but I've heard some women go through Menopause for TEN fucking years, if you can believe that!!?!?!?!?

Be afraid, be very afraid!! I am!

nongirlfriend said...

I swear - I should have made them remove all that shit at 25, when they talked about it.

My assistant is pre-menopausal. I wish she'd stop fucking with the thermostat.

Pisser said...

Ugh - my mom nearly froze me out of the house when she got "The Change". "La Menopause". "The Froot Loop Flaming Bonkers".

I made that last one up.

Have fun in Lost Wages and take lotsa pictures of you, Mr. and Mrs. Satan Senior, and Satan, back in the room, wearing pigtails and a Catholic schoolgirl uniform...please?

Hugh said...

Another Concrete Blonde fan? Wow. Rare. Hi. I got here via SJ's blog. Nice place. Later. :)

Elizabeth said...

When you start getting in a really pissy mood - just remember at least your snoopy isn't coming back down hard on a bicycle seat....

vampyregirl said...

Liz- I think stunt nerd needs to have a super hero costume...or dress like evil kanevil (don't know how to spell that) and have Stunt Nerd embossed across her back!