Monday, September 27, 2004

Your Really Lovely, (As I Peel Your Face Right off) Under Neath It All

School starts tomorrow. Not nervous, just anxious. Is that the same thing?? Looking forward to it, went and purchased a new book bag (Satan wanted to know why I had to buy a new bag, when I could start up my own bag shop), and pencils, pens, highlighting...ya know, the regular school stuff. Liz wanted to know if I purchased a lunch box. There is one I want and it is from the collection of Edward Gorey. I must purchase next time I see it. Then I can really be the weird old Goth chick in class.

So don't know how I will be blogging over the next few days, as I am also with my boss for the next two ( who had to ask me again, how I will manage school and work, yeah, like I work full time!) days, and starting school, and my inlaws are still here, plus I have to leave this house at the ungodly (or should I say Unsatan like hour) hour of 6:30 am....My sleeping patterns are gonna suck for the next 8 months...But still really excited that I am going to school.

So I will probably be in need of a few guinea pigs who will like to try all the latest face peels, waxs, and who else knows what. I already have had the conversation with Liz, I ain't doin no stinkin (and I do mean stinkin) Brazilian wax'! Liz was frightened, thinking I would have to do them, (and she didn't volunteer either)....So anyone in the bay area who is in need of a facial, and wouldn't mind an evil vampyre practicing on them, do let me know!! I will let you know when the practice sessions begin!! Heh Heh Heh..........

20 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Woo-hoo! I can't wait! Good luck on your first day of school...make nice with the other kids!

Hey - call me when you get a chance too!

Killy said...

Dude, if I wasn't dead broke, I would totally fly out to CA and take you up on that facial offer!

And be sure to take some dorky "first day of school" pictures and post them for us! :-)

Anonymous said...

Good luck on your first day of school! I used to love buying new pens and stationery :)

Jenny
On Top of the World

mangey cur said...

Yay! School Supplies! I've realized I too, have an odd obsession with pens, notebooks, journals, etc. ...and Brazilian waxes. Who'd a thought. Hey thanks for Kylie by the way. I love her. And true love lasts forever...

Banilla's Honey said...

Good luck with your first day of school!!!! I hope you have a great day!

bunny said...

I have a huge zit on the side of my neck.

Good luck in school! I have a hidden agenda...

vampyregirl said...

bunny, that is your stress zone, usually when one is stressed, those pesky zits appear on the neck.... see I know something already!! woo hoo!

Jennifer said...

I'll kindly feed you lunch or alcohol for a lovely facial! ;) No brazilian waxes, but you can practice on my legs! There's lots of room to practice on! haha

Good luck in school! Take good notes! ;)

miss macy said...

good luck!! i'm in the bay area....i'll volunteer for you...i'm glad you were clear on the brazilian wax part, cause i really like you and all....but ripping my hair off my kitty is a tad extreme....

anyways, feel free to e-mail me when you need victims, ummmmm, volunteers... missmacy@gmail.com

bunny said...

Who, pray tell, would let anyone zip off her curly-q's for a Brazilian anyway? It looks grody. But I'm a huge fan of threading - will you be able to learn about that in beauty school? It's awesome b/c it doesn't irritate the skin. And where I go, an Indian salon, is really cheap. $6 for brow and lip. Love it!

Raineydays said...

Wish I lived near ya! I'm so excited for you!! Have a great day...don't forget the apple.

Smiley said...

If I win the lottery on Wednesday I will fly everyone to the bay area so I can hear Vampy torture you all!

Raineydays said...

Smiley, I had a dream last night that I won the lottery and it was only 8.00! Gawd, I can't even win the lottery in my dreams!

Vampy, Hope everything is alright, read about a earthquake somewhere over there...

Anti-Domestic Violence and Abuse said...

Good luck with school...sounds like a lot of fun and interesting too, just don't scare potential clients by dressing up in goth makeup. Just kidding, you're one of the few people who can pull it off.

Elizabeth said...

Hm, sounds like a spa day for Jen and I at the Vampyre Coven soemtime soon....

Pisser said...

I would totally volunteer myself for non-animal
experimentation - I'd break out! It'd be fun :)

nongirlfriend said...

GOOD LUCK, VAMPY!

(P.S. I'm following suit - going back to school in January)

vampyregirl said...

quick update, school was great!! loved it! morning sucks though! however did a practice facial on satan this evening, and went well, remembered everything from class which was great! Thanks for the volunteers! You all will be contacted when I need you!! Most appreciated! And smiley, hurry up and win the lotto will ya!

no, I wasn't near the earthquake, it was south of us here!

SJ said...

I'm thrilled to hear good news from Vampyland and the thought of Satan having a facial just cracks my ass up. Mangey, I also have school supply OCD. Love them, so I'm totally jealous that you got to pick out your own, Vamp.

Killy said...

Vampy, you SO have to post a picture of Satan all facialed up!