Monday, September 20, 2004

What Happened in Vegas, Didn't Stay in Vegas

Just got back from Vegas...had a good time...didn't win...but spent money...bought cool pants.....went to Red Rocks......climbed.....shouted at people for stopping in middle of road to stare at a donkey....its a fuckin donkey.....move out of the way if you want to stare at a donkey...its a fuckin donkey.....went to Queen musical, We Will Rock You, was really good......bought t-shirt...bought Kylie stuff for Mangey. gambled...lost....gambled...won....gambled...lost...looked at stuff....gambled.....dodged mexican guys handing out free porn photos on Vegas Strip...(do they go to "how to hand out free porn on the strip school??).....bought hysterical astrology book talking about the negative aspects of the zodiac.......came home....

going to bed now as I am one tired vampyre...have to get up early and go to work...oh yeah, and to figure out away to tell boss that I am going to school...goodnight everyone...

oh yeah, took liz quiz, and came out to be Marilyn Monroe.......and I am not even blonde....what the fuck??????????????

13 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Well, she wasn't really blonde either.

Hey - why did you dodge those guys! I would have totally taken the porn photos! Always looking for something for the Easter party!!!

Jennifer said...

Yay! At least it sounds like you had fun!!! Vampyre's don't sleep at night silly!!!

Smiley said...

I take all the porn handouts I can. I bring them home and stick them in all of my married friends mailboxes. It seems to get a good reaction.

Raineydays said...

Glad you had a great time! Good to see you back.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo! Sounds like a good time!

Sounds just like most of my trips there. Hey, where did you stay?!

The porn guys? Ummm .. yeah, they DO have a little schooling for that. Turns out they can get arrested for touching you. At least I heard that from a security buddy in town. Crazy stuff. You shoulda hooked them up with that donkey you saw.

I took a BUNCH of those porn fliers home to Denver once and put them all in the desk drawer of a co-worker. Funny stuff. (small shop, me & the owner basically).

Good luck with the boss.

—Kenn @ badinfluence.com

nongirlfriend said...

I'm Marilyn, too. Cannot figure out why.

Yea Vegas! I need to go back so I can yell at a donkey.

Pisser said...

You shouldn't have to explain yourself about school. Most anyone who is smart and/or wants upward mobility goes to school...if they don't understand that, they should go stare at a donkey-!

Glad you had a great time, in spite of donkey!

Hee-HAAAAAW!
StoOpid donkey dick rubberneckers...

bunny said...

We could probably rig it to get Bettie Page, but what fun would that be? Glad you had good times in Vegas baby Vegas!

Killy said...

It's just a good thing Betty FORD wasn't an option :-0

Vegas sounds like it was a blast, dearie! Glad you had fun! I definitely need to hit that up, now that I'm (finally) of legal gambling age.

mangey cur said...

Yay Kylie stuff! Glad yer back man...twas lost without you of course. Send me Kylie! Waiting by mail box...

Elizabeth said...

We pulled a joke on a male coworker once - he was on vacation and parked his truck here, and gave me the code to get into his truck because he left some people's paychecks in there (yes, he was an idiot)...but ANYWAY...we bought naked MEN playing cards and stuffed them randomly throughout his truck - behind his seat, in the glove box, in the visors, etc.... 'twas funny...

We also put a BIG-ASS dildo (as in "huge", not as in "for a big ass") in his bed during a party once. It ended up in the pool later.

Elizabeth said...

Oh yeah, btw Starbucks has a really good peanut butter low carb bar!

Killy said...

Liz, you are my new hero! I am SO doing that to one of my guy friends!

My friends and I "feminine-producted" a guy friend's car back in high school. Pads stuck all over it... tampons tied to the antenna. He flipped his shit!