Tuesday, October 05, 2004

House of Wax

I can't believe how exhausted I feel at this moment in time. It could be that Satan and I went climbing tonight, and that always makes me way tired...But having school added to my day, when I have been used to doing fuck all for what seems like forever...I am wondering if my old body will get used to this.

However, at school today we learned how to apply fake eyelashes (OOHH AAHHH) and how to wax!! (look out Satan, here comes wax practice!) It seems really odd that I am going to school to learn girlie things. However, I already knew how to apply fake eyelashes, but it was good learning the single application ones, and waxing I have done, but not with someone teaching me, so that is good to know the correct way now! I only have 574.5 hours left before I get my license!! Is someone counting down the days and hours?? What ever gave you that idea??

On one other note, my boss I think tried to "catch" me going to school and not working......However, she forgot one thing about me.....I am very devious, and I will prevail! HA!!

10 comments:

Killy said...

Yay for devious Vampy! And I love that you say "fuck all"... can tell you've been hanging out with the Brits ;)

Elizabeth said...

Ohhh...can't wait for my eye lash application, multiple facials and waxed/plucked eyebrow day! Oh, and feel free to practice on me whenever I come visit. We can take more photo whore pics too!

Smiley said...

You rock. You always have to stay one step ahead of your boss. Or as we use to say when I was a Steelworker, stay one fuck ahead that way if you get fucked at least your even. And run Satan run. If they say it doesn't hurt they're lying.

Jennifer said...

If you ever wanna live in a commune, I'd take waxing all the time and I'd cook and clean for you! :)

Killy said...

Smiley, have you been waxed???

nongirlfriend said...

I'm envious. You are doing what I want to do.

I love doing girlie things. And I have yet to try falsies. Is it difficult??

SJ said...

I want to be waxed. But yet I'm oddly self-conscious and doubt it will ever happen.

Pisser said...

Ack! Did you get my gross comment from the last entry? Yes, I am cheap asshole looking for free beauty tips just like your sister's massage assholes ;)

I wax myself! I use Riky Wax. It's water soluble and cleans up great...the trouble is getting the temp. right. But I'd totally pay someone else to do it if I had the dough. Es pain in ass. Literally ;)

You are wonderfully evil + devious + crafty -
YOU WILL PREVAIL!!!

vampyregirl said...

why Yes, I did get your last comment Pisser!! The wax they use at school is a cream wax and they use the cloth strips to take it off. Seems to work pretty well.

If you are ever up here in the bay area, I could always do a practice wax/facial thing for ya!!

We learned how to do full body wraps today! With Celephane! Now to go wrap Satan up in plastic!!

Jennifer said...

Ooooooh.. sounds kinky!! I wonder if BP would like that? :P