Friday, September 03, 2004

The British Are Coming, The British Are Coming!

As the weekend approaches, I reminded Satan that this is the last two days that he will be able to run around the house butt naked until Oct. 4th.. Why you ask...Because his parental units are arriving on Sunday at 1:50pm at San Francisco airport..That is where I will be to pick them up...

Satan has a work party to go to (thank god I was able to get out of it, thanks to the parental units showing up!) so I will be going solo to pick up the parents of Satan...So what do you call satan's parents anyway....The Devil and Mrs. D....Lucifer and Luicifina......Devil dude and his wife.....The old red bastard and the Mrs.... I am at a loss....

Oh well. I actually do like my inlaws...I actually love my inlaws. As weird as that sounds. Satan has really cool parents...Could be because they are just as evil as he is...Although his mum is actually a sweetheart...But she does have her evil side, she would have to, being that she was the only female in the house of hell...Satan has an older brother, who actually was the founder of Team Satan...And is more evil than Satan.....Is that possible...Oh yes, yes it is...

I will have to find a the family portrait that I have, and post it on my photo blog...But it may take me awhile...I'll let you know when it has been posted.

That means with their arrival on Sunday, there is gonna be some massive quantities of chocolate in this house, Satan's mum has been buying up English chocolate for the past month to bring out here!! Yipee!! Also all the stuff that I forgot to pack and bring back here when we were in England in April will arrive! Yay, as I have a belt that has been missing and a pair of boots too.

So what are we doing for the whole month with guests?? Well we do have a planned trip to Las Vegas, which should be fun, and we can always use them as slaves, as we have alot of things that need done around the house....And that also means, no cleaning or doing dishes for a whole month for me, as Satan's mum tends to clean and do dishes before I can get to them...Oh darn what a shame, and I was so looking forward to cleaning too.....


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh man...I forgot you were getting a huge Cadbury stash personally delivered. Curses! You're lucky to have the cool inlaws...I've told you extensively of the dreaded Hiasynth Bouquet..I mean Vivian.....eek. Have fun!

vampyregirl said...

sorry ng, that is the perks of being married, you get inlaws to clean for you, I don't share my inlaws...you will just have to get Vincente's mum to do your dirty work!!

SJ said...

How about Lucifer and Mrs. Clean?

Kata said...

Ok, how did I come up anonymous at the top of your comments there chica? Note to self..stop smoking and blogging..you end up hitting the wrong keys....

Anonymous said...

Hey Gorgeous! Again I apologize for being such a slacker for not having been able to read your blog darling. I do want you to know I do think about all of my blogging friends and I feel awful for not having been able to comment on everyone's blog. But I am so happy that you and Satan are enjoying life in the temple of miserable bliss. Life is good this end, no worries about lil ol me. I do so hope to be in SF again soon, and would LOVE to meet for shots of absinthe and a joint. xoxoxo kissyfur

vampyregirl said...

it either makes a coven, or a hell hole!!!

K said...

I wanna marry somebody British so I can have cool British in-laws who bring me delicious chocolate from England! Or I could just get up off my lazy, poor ass and make some money so I can go to England to get my own damn delicious chocolate. ;-)

bunny said...

I love people who do the dishes for you. NG is blessed with the Fab D who always seems to clean her place up during or after a party. Amazing.

Smiley said...

My cousin by marriage familly lives in England. They always bring Doc Martens for us. They rock!

Kata said...

Yay Doc Martens! Vampey, WE WANT A NEW P0ST!!! GIVE US A NEW POST.DON'T CARE IF THE COVEN IS THERE. YOU'RE OBLIGATION TO US IS LAGGING...I REPEAT...NEW POST OR ELSE...!!!!

K said...

I'm with Mangey! Ooh, and I am all about some Doc Martens. I got some shiney kind of orangey ones off of ebay last year! I'll post a pic sometime.

And somehow, I always end up being the one to clean up after a party. Figures. I actually clean when I'm drunk though, so it's kind of funny :-)