Tuesday, November 02, 2004

The Dope Show

Lets see over the last 24 hour period the following has occurred:

Went to see Marilyn Manson play at the Warfield. Per usual he puts on a very entertaining show. Our friend Chris went with Satan and I to the show, it was his (Chris') first Manson show, needless to say, he said he has never seen anything like it. The show and the crowd, he was referring to. The opening act was an AC/DC cover band...A tribute band to the Bon Scott days....And they were chicks..They were pretty good. However the lead singer remind me of one of Mangey's old friends, "Roberts", however "Roberts" would of had to have grown a good foot and 1/2 to be this woman. However, everything else about her was Mangey's friend. The chick who was "Angus" had the full boy outfit on, including hat. I have finally found the whereabouts to stunt nerd, as "Angus" was the spitting image of Stunt Nerd all grown up.

During Manson's set, this strange cat like individual comes down the stairs from above me and decides to "perch" herself on the back of the chair of the guy in front of me. So she is sitting nearly on my lap. She is totally oblivious that I am there. Now, sensing my personal space was being invaded and not wanting me to cause a seen, Satan puts his arm around me, in a "its ok, chill" type of way. Anyway, catwoman is sitting with legs crossed perched on the chair back hunched forward, head in hands. She starts rubbing her hands through her hair, and then clutches the sides of her face and starts crying....Ok, whatever, please take your personal problems elsewhere, we are in the vampyregirl zone of no help here..... (Chris later thought it must have been a "sad" love song Manson was singing at that point, as he had no clue to what was going on). Next song, she snaps out of her crying act and starts making cat like maneuvers with her arms (like a cat washing its face) I think she may have been on her way to an audition for the broadway show Cats, and maybe got side tracked by the Manson show. This odd cat like behavior went on for the next song. She then stands up, and starts doing cat like maneuvers standing up ( like a cat playing with an imaginary cat toy). I think the evilness of my mind control worked because she then proceeds to fall down the last few steps there were to the bottom of the row. Oh darn how sad. Get your freaky catself away from me.... You have been warned!!!!!! So the rest of the show to safe guard the seat in front of me wouldn't be a cat perch again, I put my vampyre boot up on to the back of the chair, for if she sat down here again, she would have one pointy boot up her ass! However, the rest of the show went on without the cat coming back to perch.

And last but not least, I did go out and vote. I was most sadden to find out that there were no raving band of Republicans trying to intimidate me into voting a certain way, which I had heard was happening at some polling locations. But seeing a deafened lack of sleep makeup smudged goth chick, still wearing previous nights attire coming to the polls, I think they may have run in the other direction in fear they might be having said Vampyre boot up their ass'!


10 comments:

Jennifer said...

First commentor!! Woot!!

That's awesome that Manson played at the Warfield.. nice and intimate, huh? What's up with catwoman? Are you sure she wasn't part of the act?? Freaks!!

mangey cur said...

Stoopid blogger! It just dumped my first comment. Grrr! Anyway, it went something like this...that catchick was probably a "familiar" and was trying to get your attention..note the crying and falling over, hmm.Check out cats in your animal medicine book...they don't always have to be the real thing..they could just be weirdo chicks with a vampyre boot up ass....

Elizabeth said...

Oh, is that where I was last night???

SJ said...

Cats like acid trips, don't they? Or Marilyn Manson does attract some pussy. bwaahaaa

Pisser said...

I like cats! But not weird-ass, pathetic, tripping, space-invader cat imitators...!
Sorry she cramped your style (and your foot, probably, from shoving it up tiny cat a** ;)

I imagine I was scary at the polls, too. I plan on being even scarier :|

Christopher said...

I hate my life and this country...does ANYONE else feel like telling little children that Santa Claus is a fucking lie?

nongirlfriend said...

Hey Christopher...maybe you should start a Bush-bashing blog and call it just that: "Santa Claus Is A Fucking Lie, Kiddies"???

Pisser said...

Yeah, or better yet, tell Dubya there is so Santa...he'll be devastated ;)

Anti-Domestic Violence and Abuse said...

STUNT NERD!!! you'd be surprised about how often i think about that 'whoosh' sound that comes out of people when landing on their asses...all thanks to you! :)

HotApplePie said...

Loved your story.....the cat chick sounded a bit drunk or fucked in the head!!! You get to figure that one out!!
By the way....good to see the goth scene from the Bay Area is still exsisting!