Monday, January 10, 2005

The Night That Wouldn't End

Liz came up Saturday night to see how things with EB would be. They seemed to be back to normal. Will have to wait to see with Liz on how things turned out, as they left together on Sunday.

On Saturday Jen and Liz came to my school to get facials. They also tipped me. Thanks chiquitas, I appreciate it!! Then Liz drove to my house for the weekend. We ( me, Liz, Satan, and EB) decided we would go to eat, go to a movie, and try one of these Indian Casinos........

We should have gone home after dinner, as it was a warning of how the evening would be....first off dinner SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ordered the Seafood platter....what I got was 2 pcs of breaded shrimp, and one piece of breaded soul, and the foulest smelliest who knows what the fuck it was breaded dead thing one the planet. Satan nearly gagged when I poked my knife into it, it oozed clear liquid out of the breaded mess, and then the smell let loose. It didn't even look cooked, it just jiggled underneath the bread crumbs as the stench of it filled the air. After we all had a go at trying to decifer what it was, we all think it may have been Abalone, (Eb and Liz took photos of this hideous meal it was so bad). Satan ordered liver, (yes he likes liver) and what he got was something dry and breaded as well. EB ordered Veal, but it looked like a plate of gravy with either long pieces of leek or onion hiding the tiny piece of Veal. Liz was the one that had the only decent looking dinner, beer battered shrimp, which was actually edible. I asked the waitress for Tarter Sauce to try and mask the taste of the shrimp and soul, however when she brought the tarter sauce to the table it looked like the cook must have splooged into a plastic cup. Ah, think I will pass on the tarter sauce thanks........

So after dinner, we went to see White Noise......after waiting an additional 30 minutes for the movie to start, as the teenagers who ran the place must have been fucking around in the booth, and having some freak dude come in before the movie started to announce that we all should get up and leave as the movie was bad....it should have been a clue....but no, we stayed, and lets just say, the movie SUCKED!!! Not as bad as the freak was making out it was, but it SUCKED none the less. It wasn't scary at all, you couldn't really hear what the voices were saying in the white noise...and the only funny part of the movie was some lady being splatted up against her window in her car, and at the end of the movie where it looks like the lady in the wheel chair was racing the mini van....you had to have been there......

So on to the casino, it had to get better yes?? Uh, no....here I am expecting Vegas style casino, uh,no. Nothing like walking into a zombie tweeker infested casino. However, Liz, EB and Satan all doubled their money the hour we were there. I didn't play. Didn't want to play, couldn't get me to play...it was just not the scene for me.....

We went back home, it is now about 1am and decided to have some brownies (not EB, we forbid him to have any) and proceeded to play the game UNO until 5am in the morning........however, it just confirmed to Satan and I that staying home and cooking dinner and watching a movie on tv isn't so bad after all......

10 comments:

bunny said...

That's why I love getting older - you can drop the pretense that going out is more fun than staying in and watching TV. I cannot wait to see pictures of the alleged abalone. It sounds like a biological experiment gone horribly wrong. Was this a reputable restaurant?

Jennifer said...

And a well deserved tip I might add! Very professional!

Maybe you had the old wretched soul of a mean little old lady who went through life as a scruge? LOL

I don't eat fish, but isn't it sole? ?? hehehe.. or were you really eating someone's soul? :P Just hadta tease you about that!

Man that sucks!! I had wasting money and calories on bad food like that!!!

vampyregirl said...

Jen!! Yes, it is supposed to be sole, but yes, it was someones soul I was eating....as it did not taste like sole I usually eat...so word to the wise don't go eating souls, unless you know the person, otherwise, it just tastes nasty....

mangey cur said...

Dude...eating souls, eating drug infested brownies..are you really my sister? If not give her back man...hehehe

Jennifer said...

Perhaps it was an "old soul"? Maybe you should stick to eating "healing souls"!! LOL

Garrison Steelle said...

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! I think I would have had to raise a little hell over a meal that bad. And 30 minutes late on the movie? You should be sporting a couple extra passes for that blunder.

At least you could trust the brownies.

-G

Elizabeth said...

Yeah, EB needs to email me the pics of the nastiness so we can post them. We asked Hil about the Abalone and she thought it would look like calamari steak...so maybe that foul-shit wasn't abalone afterall? God that was gross...

vampyregirl said...

Garrison- yeah, we were thinking of making a stink (ha ha no pun intended with the food) about the food at dinner, but the look on the waitress' face also told us that yeah, she also knew the food was bad, and didn't even think about asking for free passes at the movies, I think we were all brain dead by then....

Liz- yes you must get those photos so we can all have a guess as to what it was..

Jen- yes, healing souls are much better than smelly old souls...he he

Mangey- if only you were there with us, it would make the brownie experience complete!!

Bunny- didn't know if it was a reputable resturant....but I think we got our answer on that one..

Jennifer said...

to mangey's comment = hehehehehehehehehe

nongirlfriend said...

Those casino buffets...ick. Also, not much for a vegetarian to eat, so I skip now...

I HATED White Noise. It was stoopid. And bad. Just really, really bad.

I got a kick out of Meet The Fockers, though. But then, I am pretty simple.