Going To Sin City, Gonna Spend, Spend, Spend!!!

Satan, myself, and Chris are going to Vegas tomorrow!! Satan and Chris are going rock climbing out in red rocks (would like to go to....but....) while I go crazy at the Esthetic Skin and Body Expo!! My fellow students and I are going to go spending crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, so now on to the lovey task the Lovely Liz has set out for me to do from her blog:




So here's how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 22 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.Once you're done you point this meme at three people you think will be cool with putting in a good two cents on it. Don't forget to add a profession to the end of the list with a link to your meme!
The List
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be an Indian Chief (by Vampyregirl)
If I could be a Friggin Rock Star (by Vampyregirl)

If I could be a Librarian: I would only have books on dark and alluring things. I would do away with the dewy decimal system and have a, Screwy decimal system where nothing made sense (as if dewy really did anyway) and of course, this library would NOT have an Evil Spawn section, in fact there would be no books on how to bring up your EVil Spawn.....and all Evil Spawn would be banned from entering the Library o' Death and Distruction.

If I could be Business Owner: I would hire my current boss, just so I could make HER life a Living hell....heh heh heh.......

If I could be an InnKeeper: My Inn would look like a cross between the Rocky Horror Picture Show house/spaceship and the Munsters house or of course Dracula's Castle. And of course, all my staff would have to look the part as well....I would make sure that all meals were served between 6pm and 3am. Early check in would be 2am with Check Out Being Midnight. And of course only the most beautiful evil creatures would be allowed room at the Inn.

If I could be a Scientist: I would find a cure for Alsheimers. And of course create a pill for everlasting love, happiness, success, beauty, youth....(you get the picture) and Of course after doing so, I would be Rich Rich Rich!!!

If I could be a Bonnie Pirate: I would sail off to find me some Johnny Depp in Pirates!! ;)

Ok, TAG! Your It: SJ, Bees Knees, Wickkett