Driven To Drink....................

Our friends came up to visit this weekend, this included evil spawn and their dog. (liz' god dog)

Ok, so this should be interesting, as ES hasn't been here in awhile, he is a little older, lets see how long it takes for me to release the evil.......sunday was releasing the evil day......but before that on Saturday was old lady boxing day........

You see sophie (the dog) is 10 years old...has always been a one dog family, doesn't do well with sharing, her and beloved ghostie used to go rounds with each other when we lived next door......but with ghost gone we thought, she would be ok, as she never had problems with the precious..........ok, maybe she did and she just saved it for ghost..........now the precious is 12 years old, so we are talking a 70 year old lady (sophie) and a 84 year old lady (the precious).......and what do they do when they see each other...you guessed it, they started a boxing match....both on hind legs feet a flying teeth a flashing growling and barking mad!!!!! So after rounds of all of us yelling at them to stop....we realize after 2 minutes of the arrival of our guests...this may have been a bad idea.......if they were really old ladies it would have been with handbags a swinging, wigs a flying............but I think sophie must of had a brick in her handbag as she got into it again with the precious later on, and popped her one when she wasn't looking.....oh yeah, she also had a go with Willow....now willow is 3 however, she is the worlds wussiest dog...so when Sophie started in on her she ran......and all sophie could get was a little scratch off of Willows ass.....so poor sophie was banned from the house most of the time and sequestered in the guest room the rest of the time....

Now evil spawn.....was fine on Saturday (apart from forgetting to close doors and letting the dogs in when they weren't supposed to be.)....however Sunday was my breaking point....trying to do the dog shuffle, keep evil spawn at bay while his mom cooked breakfast...(where was Satan and Father of Evil Spawn?? Hiding out in the Manshed........believing all is well up at the house) oh by the way, did I tell you I am highly PMS'D this weekend.....so when ES decided to spill the milk (literally) I was ready to leave.....was it the loud tantrum of not being able to watch the correct tv channel that sent me over the edge, or was it the changing of the mind every 2.5 seconds that did it..............however I did find happiness after 3 glasses of Margaritas......(and it was only 11:45 am on Sunday)......this was the first time in my life I realized that I was actually driven to drink.............................