Thursday, June 02, 2005

It Ain't Over Till The Fat Lady Falls Out Of Her Chair....

Thursday morning, according to my billy tae bo rotation video schedule, it is considered a "rest" day....hmmmm, can that be for the whole day....I think that would suit me just fine......

I can hear it now from the evil bosses:uh, vampy, you were supposed to work today!
Me: well, Billy Blanks told me to rest today, so I took his advice!
Evil B- Uh, you are so fired
Me- uh, no, I so Quit!!........

Anyway, so it is day 12 of my diet and exercise regime. I have lost 7 pounds so far.....how come I am not happy with that, I want to see 14 pounds gone damnit!! 14 !! Not 7!!!! Just because it took me 7 months to gain this weight from being in school, does it really mean its gonna take just as long to lose it!!!! FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

So I had to be at an event in one of my accounts yesterday, the owner of the salon is such a bitch.....she didn't even look or say two words to me and the esthetician all day, she didn't even slightly flinch when the fat lady fell out of her chair and went crashing on to the floor. (and no, this wasn't me, I do not fall out of chairs in public, I save this for all that come to my house)

It was sad and funny at the same time, I swallowed my laughter to help her (as she was right next to me) yes, I know what I am, but can't help it, people falling over make me laugh....but you would think bitch salon owner would make sure this woman was ok, do the words I am gonna sue you come to mind bitch?? Obviously not, as she walked, yes walked by me and fat lady as I was trying to help her up....just stepped over us!!!!!! Not even I am that heartless....I may laugh as you hit the ground with a mighty SPLAT, but I will help you up and make sure you are ok........

FL was ok, just rather embarrassed, as you can imagine, but I could tell she had hurt her knee, so went and got an ice pack for her........(see there is some feeling deep inside my evil black heart)

Bitch Owner still didn't ask her if she was ok, infact she left after she was done with her client, and went to lunch!!! Amazing.............

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