Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Haunted by Myself

I can't believe how exhausted I feel right now. It has been one long ass tiring day. It started this morning in San Francisco as I walked god knows how many miles up and down Union Square, up the hills, and then I was too impatient to wait for the elevator that I walked up 10 flights of stairs..Yes, 10 flights of stairs...What was I thinking, then I went climbing tonight as well, and did some real tiring climbs. It is amazing that I can actually move my fingers over this keyboard.....

Anyway some bazaar thing happened today,,,, I think I am haunting myself, is this possible?? Anyway, I had a message on my cell phone and when I went to retrieve the message, it was my outgoing message on my cell phone.....Ok....Then I am driving down Lombard and I get a text message on my phone, what? No one ever texts me, so I am a stop light and I am checking the text,,,,,and the message reads,,please call me and it gives my cell phone number!!!!! What the Fuck??????????????????????????????????????????????????? So a little paranoid I am at this point...

And then the only other comment of the evening is why oh why do people not exfoliate their elbows?? I find this rather gross to see skanky ass dry rot elbows!!! Now, I know if you are one of those people out there with psoriasis that you cannot help this, however for everyone else, wash and exfoliate those elbows people!!! I don't know how many gross dry rot elbows I have seen today hanging out of car windows. I feel like tossing them exfoliators as I drive by their cars. It doesn't take a degree on how to wash your elbows,Just scrub away when you are in the shower with a loofa or a good exfoliator, you can pick them up at your local grocery store, and did any of you heard of moisturizer??? Ok, that is my soap box moment for this evening....Good night!

10 comments:

nongirlfriend said...

Okay, I'm with you there on the elbow thingie. I exfoliate probably too often but I hate that ashy look. I also hate the scaly, scabby look. Nastiness.

Someone is playing a joke on you, Vampy. Can you tell where the message came from by going to Missed Calls?

vampyregirl said...

I checked the missed calls and nothing comes up. I think my phone is just possessed, either that if it is someone, I guess they want me to be more paranoid than I already am!!

Elizabeth said...

You know I will have to say your phone is haunted. Take pictures of it!

Anonymous said...

This is from Leif:
My elbows are nice and moist.

neko said...

heheh...your little abrupt elbow rant cracked me up. you'll be pleased to know that i keep my elbows thoroughly moisturized.
i'm also sorry that your phone has the devil in it.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, I have psorisis... it's sucks and there's not much I can do about it, I have medication but it doesn't always help. :( (sorry to expose my nastyness to everyone, will wear long sleeves next time)

As for the phone??? *twilight zone*

It could possibly be your carrier, testing it out. I've had that done before, then I call and they saying "we're just testing the service" hmmm

Elizabeth said...

Ohhh...new low carb treat find! Keto now has ice cream sandwiches, like the Klondike ones, but with peanut butter ice cream! 4g - yummy!

vampyregirl said...

Glad to hear that both Leif and Neko have nice moist elbows!! And Jen, sorry to hear you have psoriasis, it is not a pleasant thing to have.

Yes, I do think my phone is possessed as today it just kept beeping for no reason, battery was fully charged, there were no messages, I am thinking of keeping it in the back seat so I can keep an eye on it from the rearview mirror!!

I think I have tried those low carb ice creams, and yes, they are quite tasty!!

Loki's Concubine said...

OH MY GODS! The same thing happened with me and my phone a while back. My cell phone had a voice mail message, and when I checked it I heard a phone ringing.. then I hear my voice on the answering machine at my house. It was like my voicemail called my home phone. Weird. Then a few days later, my Dad was on his way to work. Bout 30 minutes after he left he came storming in the house asking what was wrong. Turns out his work beeper had gone off and the number in it was our house phone. He tried calling home and the phone rang and rang. Weird thing is I was up and the phone never rang once and the answering machine SHOULD have picked up if it had. Ok, so the cell phone, the house phone are two totally different companies. And Dad's pager is owned by the state of SC which is based in another city entirely... and he doesn't have caller ID so someone has to physically punch in a numerical message. Two weeks after all this somehow our stove was turned off when we were all outside. LOL. I like to think that my fave entity "Loki" is playing with us. Sounds like something is playing with you too. How cool to find someone else who has had this happen tho. LOL.

vampyregirl said...

so I am not crazy! At least someone else has these hauntings!! I don't feel so psycho now, just back to my normal psycho self!