Stealing from Another

As I have really nothing to report as I am not feeling well,  as I have just acquired the head/chest cold that Satan has had for the past 4 days, I am stealing from Wickkett's blog, so here goes:

If I were a month, I'd be October
If I were a day of the week I'd be Friday
If I were a time of day I'd be the witching hour
If I were a planet I'd be Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a star fish
If I were a direction,  I'd be  south
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a bed
If I were a liquid I would be tequila
If I were a tree I'd be a weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be a raven
If I were a tool, I'd be a knife
If I were a flower/plant I'd be a lilac
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a storm
If I were a mythical creature I'd be a vampire, oh wait I already am, so I then I'd be a Centaur
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a violin
If I were an animal I'd be a horse
If I were a color, I'd be purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be temperamental
If I were a vegetable, I'd be an onion
If I were a sound, I'd be laughter
If I were an element I'd be fire
If I were a car, I'd be a jaguar
If I were a song, I'd be  Patience, by Guns n Roses
If I were a movie I'd be Practical Magic
If I were a book I'd be the Vampire Lestat
If I were a food, I'd be chocolate
If I were a place, I'd be London
If I were a taste, I'd be sour
If I were a scent I'd be lavender
If I were a religion, I'd be an ancient one
If I were a word, I'd be honest
If I were an object I'd be a sword
If I were a body part, I'd be eyes
If I were a facial expression I'd be a stare
If I were subject in school I'd be P.E.
If I were a shape I'd be a star
If I were a number I'd be 3
If I were a TV show I'd be The League of Gentlemen (BBCAmerica)
If I were a hobby I'd be climbing
now you know what I am, what are you?