Evil Spawn, Chapter One

Satan and I got up extra early (for us) this morning at 7:30 am to get the house ready for my older sis and family (not mangey, she is still in Arizona) to clean the house...And then at 9;45 am I get a call from her...Thinking she is a half hour away....Oh we are just leaving now, so we shouldn't be there any later than 1pm...So we could have slept in longer!!!! Figures......

So here I sit waiting for sibling and family to arrive and thought I would send a post. Well I can tell you a story about me, nearly releasing the evil on some children last night......

I am going to pick up Satan and I's Thai food that I ordered, so I am turning down the street to the Thai restaurant when 6 evil spawn (one on a bike) come running down the street. Their ages are probably from 3-6 at the most....So anyway they are scattered in very stages in the street running straight at my car. So being the good driver I am, I slow down and come to a stop as I am about to turn into the Thai parking lot, and I put on my turn signal, thinking maybe they would get a clue....Well the boy on the bike who looks like he is the oldest stops just short of the driveway and stares. Then the other children keep running but then stop like deer in the headlights again just shy of the driveway...But then this stupid girl keeps running...Hands over head laughing and squealing....And then stops.....In the middle of the driveway. And just stares at me.....Ok, I want my Thai food....And this stupid evil spawn is keeping me from it. So now I am thinking, how do you get a child to move....Do I honk the horn like she is an animal, as that usually works on them...Do I start yelling at her..But then are her parents close who will come out and yell at me...Or do I start to maneuver my car around her like she is a pylon in the road.. Well I gave her my death glare and made hand gestures for her to move....

She then just stares back like she is a zombie child....Then in an instant she runs back the other way, hands in the air and all of the evil spawn run (bike) back the way they came from.... Where are the parents, why do they let their six children play on a busy street, maybe the parents are trying to get rid of them and want someone else to do it for them...

Well I went and got my food, came back out and luckily they had moved on, they were nowhere to be seen...However I don't remember any speed bumps when I came in....But there were quite a few I felt when I pulled away................