Saturday, August 21, 2004

Young Lust

Young Lust
you feel it in the summertime blues
oh easy when there's nothin' to lose
and baby you been missin' out
Young Lust
Sometimes you need it so bad
it's enough to drive a young girl mad
so what you gonna do about it
____Steven Tyler____

I hit my forehead on the shelf above the garbage can. I now have a lump inbetween my wrinkles on my forehead. It feels rather funny. You know how those cromagnon men have their foreheads...That is how mine feels at the moment...And I did this about 6 hours ago....Does that mean I could have a concussion, and shouldn't fall asleep for 24 hours....

Well what the impact did besides jiggle my already deteriorating brain, it also got me thinking about my younger years...Before the wrinkles had appeared...Back when Mangey and I roamed the clubs all around the streets of San Francisco...I also think Mangey's latest blog, re: her warrior body reminded me also of those times.......

so here is one story of many.about my first love (turned out to be lust) and how I became a vampyre. My first lust was a glam boy in a glam band that played all the clubs...He was hot, young thin, legs for days, not to mention wild long blonde hair.....Anyways, I always fell for lead guitarists, Mangey was the lead singer kind, but there is something about a boy and a guitar...Back then I had big hair, big 80's teased to the rafters black hair...I was always front row for the glam boys shows, always making sure everyone knew he was mine.......Or was he......???????

Yes, he was a two timing fuck head,,,however I knew I would win in the end, he had a girlfriend, before me, however I found out at one of his shows. He forgot to realize that we were both going to be at this one show, he usually kept girlfriend at home when I was around.......So you see at this show he was having to do some pretty fast bimbo swapping so we wouldn't run into each other..And I was wondering why he was being so vague this particular evening. Well we said our goodbyes after the show was over, however he did not know that Mangey always drove back past the club before we left completely......Silly boy.....And as we are doing our driveby, what do I see.....But glam boy coming out of club with girlfriend in toe....And I had seen her earlier that evening...However I hadn't put two and two together.....Until now........So I am pissed...Livid...Fuming...Black mail thoughts running through my mind...Screaming for Vengeance(thanks Judas Priest) I was...And I was going to get it.....Even though this was prevampy days, you still don't want to cross a vampyre as payback is a bitch, when that bitch is me........

So she obviously didn't know about me, and instead of getting rid of him,(which I should have done) I wanted to get rid of her...And I did.....I started calling his house..When I knew he wasn't going to be there, and started leaving messages the kind you hope someone is listening too., she was. I would send him things in the mail, knowing she would see them..And oh yes she did.....So the fights started between them...heh heh heh..... And I finally got it out of him...Oh yeah I am good at making men confess their sins..... That he had a girlfriend, and she was pissed because she had heard my messages on his machine..And see the things I had mailed to him...Even though I had preplanned this, I acted like the innocent one...(which I am also good at) so I asked him what he was going to do about it...And he said "nothing, if she can't deal with it, then she can leave..." Well she didn't leave right away, she showed up at two more shows before she was finally gone...And you know I worked my prevampy charms on him at both of these shows that she was at.......She was no match for me....And gone she was after the second show.

But foolish young me, didn't realize once a two timing fuck head, always a two timing fuck head....We were together for about 2 years when I found out I was being cheated on...How many had there been in the two years we had been together, I will never know...But it did remind me of what comes around goes around, and I got mine like I had done to his ex....And he smashed my heart into pieces that made me feel like I was dead. And it was at this time that Vampyregirl rose from the ashes of the smashed heart, and my life as a vampyre began.....


15 comments:

mangey cur said...

You left the best part out...jumping out the window and running down the street..harhar..crazy broad. I raised you well heehee.

vampyregirl said...

yes, well this blog would have been really long if I had written about jumping out of car windows, and running off down Broadway into the night....maybe next time!

Special K said...

At last, we hear how Vampy came to be her deliciously vampiric self!

Oh, and I NEED to hear that window story! If you don't wanna blog it, feel free to email... I need to live vicariously through other people's crazy lives, as I'm pretty boring myself.

And, by the way, I think the whole "playing innocent" thing comes with the youngest child territory... my sister is the world champion at it.

bunny said...

Fun story, and too true. Why do we go after the girl when it's the guy who's the twotiming ass? I guess because we get conflicted - he's who we love, so we project vile at betrayal on the other poor duped galpal. I don't think you ever totally recover from the first time your heart is broken. I think that pain becomes a part of you - and for you, it was the birth of Vampy. It does that for all of us. Creates a new person.

vampyregirl said...

yes, bunny you are so right...as i have reflected on this time of my life before, and I do realize that before glam boy I was quite naive and innocent, and after the relationship, my distrust in people really began, to which I still carry with me to this day...and my evil side really started coming out after this time too...and my vampiric "preying" on the unsuspecting male of the spieces really started...interesting how one individual can have a lasting effect on your life...luckily satan changed my out look on men....as I was really thinking I would be single forever...

Elizabeth said...

Oh man...I would have gone psycho seeing him with that girl. You played it nicely...I wouldn't have been that calm (and cunning) as you!

vampyregirl said...

I did go psycho when I saw him with the girl, as Mangey will confirm, however I didn't let him see me go psycho...I had my psycho moment, then made a plan to take back what I thought was mine...and it did work...for a couple of years....

mangey cur said...

You still are psycho. I have the scars to prove it.

SJ said...

I think we went after the girl instead of the fuck-head 2-timer because we were young and still thought we could 'change' the 2-timing fuck. Besides, we were the center of the universe and everyone should love us and only us. Now we are wise and don't allow 2-timing fucks in our lives because WE love us.

nongirlfriend said...

What a jerk. No wonder you became a vamprye. Good riddance to him, though! Now you have Satan...

Smiley said...

It's just like punching out some idiot for kissing your girlfriend. Even though you know he had no clue.

Elizabeth said...

Yes I agree with SJ - now we know better!

Although I am still psycho.

Elizabeth said...

Oh yeah, meant to tell you - I had a weird dream last night in which I was sparing with a hawk. WTF?

Christopher said...

Hello my darling Morticia! How are you doing? I am so sorry that I haven't been able to comment on your page for I have been at a friends house and wasn't able to post using blogger comments, but could do so easily using halo scan, I don't know why...but anyways. My friend Liz and I are of the opinion, that Satan is a very HOT little number and you are just gorgeous! Your little hotheaded faerie is up to no good as usual. How are things down there in the bay area?

Pisser said...

Live and learn, huh?

Poor unwanted girlfriend...I know that feeling
well, and it's awful. So I always root for
the underdog. I guess we all get to be the
underdog sometime ;)