Tuesday, August 03, 2004

IBOEM (International Bitch Out Employee Month) Let the festivities begin!!

Well, I know I should be working, but blogging is just way more fun. My boss was a little bitchy yesterday on our conference call, and in speaking with my coworker, she was bitchy with her too. So I do believe yesterday was official boss bitch day. Also known as Monday. But Tuesday should be better, but I haven't really done any work, and tomorrow I am with my boss, so I can have a face to face bitch session, as I get my 3 month review. Oh Yah, can't wait for that!

But speaking with my sister this morning, who will be blogging soon as she will be getting a computer soon (yay!), she also had a bitch fest with her boss on Friday...What is going on? Did all the bosses of the world get together and decide that this is international bitch out your employee month?? Oooo can't wait for tomorrow, as I am helping out the cause by not working!! This should bring in big scores to my boss' bitch fest!

On a lighter note, glad that the photos of my girls made it on to this page, and they were well received! They enjoyed being guinea pigs for my little photo experiment. However, I think Satan is getting jealous now too, as I think he wants to be seen by the masses, so I will have to find a photo of him suitable for the blog zone...So watch for Satan coming soon to a blog near you!

11 comments:

Pisser said...

Yeah, airborne snarky ions abound. They need to be taken down a peg and realize that everybody inherently hates them. Then maybe they can try to figure out where to locate some people skills.

Reviews are torturous bullshit. I sincerely hope my office ignores them, because if they don't like you, then why did they hire you? What's the use of formally picking you apart on paper? Yeesh. God speed :)

vampyregirl said...

I think they like putting you down on paper so they can rehash your feebleness at a later date, or it makes good office trash, similar to pool trash ( what my sis and I used to call crappy novels to read in the summer by the pool)

Elizabeth said...

I think you should have Satan pose in the back seat of your car, looking out the back window, like he did when he was pissed at you on his surprise B-day. Still can't stop laughing about that....

Oh, commented back on mine about this weekend. Hil fest, basically, on Saturday.

But...thinking...maybe I can skip the BBQ....

vampyregirl said...

yes, that would be funny, but I don't think Satan would find it too amusing.! I would need to get him that mad again, to recapture the body jesture!

Jennifer said...

Yes! We need a picture of you also!

Wouldn't want you getting all jealous of everyone else's picture being posted, now, would we? :D

nongirlfriend said...

Yeah, post one of yourself, Vampy!

Hey, August 13th is Blame Someone Else Day. Some people in my office celebrate that holiday year-round!

Special K said...

Yeah, I'm with you on the bitchy boss thing. My dad was just relaying one of his coworker's new "potential assesment" program idea to me. Basically, it would consist of testing employees to see if they have potential to move upward in the company. That's it. No "improvement" program, no "this is what you can do to fix it"... just "you suck, and you will spend the rest of your life in this dead-end soul-sucking job". (on a related note, check out: http://www.despair.com/potential.html )

I think the corporate offices in Germany are gonna shoot this one down. Then again...

Christopher said...

Ahhh Satan...warms muh heart. He'd be the bastard to make a deal with for eternal youth!

vampyregirl said...

special k that despair thing is too funny, they actually sent me their catalog a few weeks ago...maybe they are trying to tell me something................

Smiley said...

This is official bad boss week. I've fighting tooth and nail with mine all week. Even though I'm usually 90% right he never apologizes. He just acts like it should be that way.
I've been doing the Kids in the Hall crushing your head like a grape thing all week at my boss. But alas he is clueless of what it's about.

Special K said...

I'm squishing your head! I'm squishing your head!