Friday the 13th part II

Interesting how one revelation about George Michael on my last post can stir up a lot of comments.....More than the other revelations about myself...Interesting..Very interesting.....So I see I connect with more of you just on the fact that I listen to good old George.

Well lets see, if today was last week, it would be Friday the 13th, so I think I am a week off of my bad luck....Lets see what happened to me today.....I got a call from the Vice President of sales today (not America, I don't really think Chaney gives a rats ass about me, thats ok vein clogger boy, the feeling is mutual), asking me about an account that another account is complaining about,,,seems one is saying the other doesn't qualify to carry our stuff being that they are not a spa...tit for tat kinda stuff, but the V.P. attatched the message of the whimpering fool telling on said other spa...And is trying to put me in the middle of it...Yeah whatever fool, that was more just headache than real problem, which I fixed with a few phone calls.

However, I went and had lunch at Chevys with my hairstylist and when I am walking toward my car what do I see......My back right tire is completely flat!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So I limp my car over to the gas station for further examination of tire...And try to put more air in it...But what do I hear but ..ppppssssssssstttttt...The air is going out as fast as it is coming in. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't need this today...So I call Satan...Where you at?? Luckily he is only about 5 miles away from me on an install, so I ask him if he will change my tire to the bicycle one that is the spare in my car( why do they do this the car dealerships, when we pay so much for fuckin cars anyway, and they give us a bicycle tire as a spare!!) He of course says yes, as he loves to do manly type chores....So me and car limp over to the job site he is at, and he and his "rain man" helper put the spare on for me...

So I drive the speed limit to Big O Tires to have them fix the flat (as this is where I get my tires done anyway, and they replace the flats for free), however of course, today they aren't into fixing free items, so I had to drop off deflated tire and have to go back tomorrow to get it put back on, rotated and probably oil change while I am there!! Motherfuckersonofabitch! Figures now I will have to spend my Saturday at a fucking Big O Tire place.......

Anyway, by now I have had to cancel an appointment I had with a potential client to take care of bicycle tire car...But did reschedule for next week..But so inconvenient, when I could have seen her today and probably opened a new account. Motherfuckersonofabitch...Figures!

Oh yes, so as I am hobbling home in my bicycle built for 5, I see that about 6 miles away from my house is a lovely fire a blazing away. Thats all I need now is to have to deal with gathering up the kids, and anything else I think is remotely valuable and hitail-ing it outa here in my jalopy! But I don't believe it will come to that (hopefully) as I don't see any smoke from my house....I can smell it though...Either that or someone around here is havin one great big bbq!

Welcome to my nightmare....I hope ya gonna like it........................