Friday, August 06, 2004

Real Men Love Susej

So, here I am at my desk working ( or not working) away and what pungent odor comes wafting up from underneath my desk....eau de dog fart!

Dog spelled backwards is God.
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Real Men love Jesus."
Jesus spelled backwards is Susej(this could mean sausage if you say susej real fast) so that would mean that Dogs are really god, and everyone knows dogs love snausages, so Jesus is really a sausage but in dog language it is susej...and don't most women say that men are dogs....which brings me back to the Real Men love Jesus bumpersticker..........................

ok, I think the dog fart has done something with my brainage............

10 comments:

Pisser said...

Dog fart brain farts are very wonderful! They gas you into a state of dog-like bliss, and you start thinking happy thoughts like god is a sausage :)

Bad Satan! Cranky took that horrible picture of me that looks like a snake eating a puppy (world's biggest burrito), which I can neither get off his camera phone, nor e-mail to myself. Sad.

vampyregirl said...

Luckily I found the delete key before Satan figured out how to post on this blog page...........!! That would have frightened everyone away!!

Elizabeth said...

Men are dogs.

I'll probably leave my house mid-afternoon - so by 5ish I guess?

mangey cur said...

Yay! My sis is finally doing drugs! I'm so proud. Maybe I should notify keyword Joan that this is for real. Kidding of course. What's a few bong hits between family? I like where your mind is going, I could, like, cry and stuff. Love you love your show!

Loki's Concubine said...

LOL I'm glad I'm not the only crazy one with weird brainfarts. :)

vampyregirl said...

now that I read this back, I guess it does sound like i was on something....it was the dog fart man...gross..........

Smiley said...

Nothing like deep thoughts from chemical enhancement.

Elizabeth said...

Real men love eating pussy too. ;)

Christopher said...

I am a REAL man thank you and I do NOT eat Pussy...but if you paid me enough, I am sure I would do it. I know how to eat ass like a pro, and I imagine, Pussy couldn't be much harder to manage.

miss macy said...

actually, i'd say eating pussy is a bit more difficult..there's more little things to eating pussy..but that's just my opinion as I have never eatin' ass before.

I am now stalking Kissyfur's links and like this one!!